In the previous years
skegnss gramar was a
pleasant place, only one
assassination per day.
Until...One day a new
teacher arrived (we cannot
reveal his name for legal
reasons). This teacher ordered
everyone under five ft to
be killed with a broom,
and then a rake,
and then a hoe,
and finally, the last
person was left to die
after being stuck to the
wall with "No Nails"
He was there for 26 days,
until one day an old
man came and put
him in a box, and
kept him on his mantal
piece.