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Something worthy of a mention on my blog doesn’t have to be clever. Nor does it have to be big, intelligent or mature. As my first quote proves… On the subject of music tastes and some new songs we were sharing recently, Jake was heard:

Jake : You heard that new song by Alter Bridge?
James : Any good?
Jake : It’s like listening to sex.

There was a surreal silence, followed by riotous laughter, but I still can’t work out whether this is a good or bad metaphor to use. Seriously, sex? James confessed that about a year back whilst listening to Jake have sex (long story) he would rather have been stabbing himself in the face, so no, it doesn’t always work… But for when it does, boy, it works well.

Hopefully I will be bringing you more examples of our work in these posts, so get send in those memories, I never was too good at remembering those, umm, well, remembering…

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And so we begin. The re-development of my games room, including furnishings and technology, will commence very soon, after the rough plans were drawn up just two days ago. And it’s going to rawk.
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And everywhere is in chaos. I love it. Anarchy at it’s finest. So what else is there to do but go for a drive.

Seriously watch the video, and I heard afterwards that by the time he was almost out and the water got that little bit deeper, the front wheels were just aqua-planing over the surface. Yep, that’s what a front wheel drive hunk-o-junk will do when you place it in a situation more suited to a four wheel drive rally car… In fact it also wasn’t good because the engine bay and various holes in the body work let the car literally fill with water. It was leaking all over the place for about ten minutes afterwards.

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More evidence has been gathered against the morons who seem to drive Police car’s as if they own the road. Seen here stopped on probably the busiest (pedestrian and motorist) road in Skegness at such an angle, really makes you wonder what could have been going through their minds for them to end up in that position. At least the van didn’t go quite so over the top, but still, why the one wheel??

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It’s a puzzler all right. Certainly whenever I have had to go into the garage to pay for petrol they haven’t exactly been trained well, without so much as a please or thank you, but then you never can tell with people. Sometimes they can just be plain rude. And fucking stupid, as this photograph proves.

A little background… basically the petrol station computers malfunctioned, just as I was about to fill up might I add, and they had to close the pumps. What posessed them to get the most illiterate person there to write up this explanation we will never know, but hey, at least it provided us with a laugh. Seriously, a spelling error is wrong, but two in the same hand scrawled sign!?!

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Hi all, time for a little update on the Vizion (do you see what I did there?)
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