Alexa

After installing the Alexa toolbar in my browser I must say that I am amazed at how benjaminallen.co.uk has grown in the last month. Starting in a lowly four millionth place about a month ago, it has recently risen into the top one million websites on the net, and even more impressively, into the top twenty thousand in the United Kingdom. Yep, that’s correct this is currently (09 September) ranked as the 19,155th most visited website in the UK. Cool.

Although, in all seriousness, I’m going to take that with a pinch of salt. Alexa is about as accurate as simply throwing magnetic numerals at a fridge and seeing what sticks… In reality, this is a rarely visited blog, written by an opinionated little bitch, that doesn’t even know what it wants to be. The blog, not me… Why would people want to read this shit!! The jokes on you suckers, because I’m still going to write it and photograph it and video it, even if you’re not going to read, view or watch it. So tough! You can never kill me…

:: stands up ::

‘I am invincible!’

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