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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
Lily Tomlin

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A couple of short ones this time round, probably due to the time of day… yeh, it’s late, and I have to be up in the morning, as I was this morning, at six. ish. First up, I agree whole-heartedly with this view, and in fact know of several people who also agree, however I don’t think they’ll be owning up. One problem with drugs of course is the price. After all, reality is cheaper to live with.

And finally, a beautiful insight that I try to keep in mind whilst writing. Learn damn it! Use brilliant flowery sentences as often as possible, and don’t be afraid to swear. Nothing wrong with swearing. Fuck! Well, maybe if it’s completely gratuitous. Maybe.

Learn as much by writing as by reading.
Lord Acton

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Yes, driving to work this weekend, little did I know I was about to stumble upon some artistic genius in the middle of a neighbouring field. But yes, it was my lucky day, as I rounded the corner and was introduced to the following beautiful sight. Amazing isn’t it? The twisted metal, the charred remains of anything not tough enough to withstand a few thousand degrees. Truly a magnificent act, and one the should not go without praise. So here’s to you, mysterious artist, and all your future work!

Interestingly, from this angle it looks almost (discounting the wheel) like a 911 of some description. Hmm. Odd that. Wonder what it’s story is? Ahhh, guess we’ll never know. Let’s face it, the Police aren’t going to manage are they…

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