benjamin allen

Okay. So, after several emails back and forth (and many more sent with no reply) my laptop has finally been dispatched. Hooray! It left the building in Ireland today, and is estimated at being delivery next Wednesday. However the following, on my ‘Order Status’ page caught my eye… Now, I’m reasonably sure they wanted to say ‘ETA…’ but instead they managed to put ‘ETZ…’. Um, is it just me, or does this not seem right? To make a typo, a human has to be involved, yet for a human to be involved that estimated delivery date would have to be entered manually. WTF?!?

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Laws are like sausages. It’s better not to see them being made.
Otto von Bismarck

Thanks to quotationspage.com.

Gotta love the funny. This dude is clearly correct, anyone actually seen sausages being made? Imagine creating some weird dildo like stick of mush and you have some idea. Not nice, is what I’m trying to say.

Amazingly this quote fits well with yesterdays (26th) and for that reason I think you should check out that too. For if you aren’t living, then what’s the point in being alive. Alright, someone probably said that already, but at least I can say that I said it thinking it was original. Oh, and if you’re wondering why I didn’t put a link to yesterday’s quote, it’s because I want to see if that stupid ‘Related Posts’ section down the bottom there, actually works. I’m hoping it will see the ‘26th’ and pick up that post as being related. But then again, it probably won’t. Sigh!

All of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.
Dale Carnegie

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