Crash Test Dummies
Does anyone remember that Crash Test Dummies toy car from years and years ago? It was awesome, you wound it back, and let go, and it would fly at great speed into the nearest wall/table leg/person’s leg/cat and all the body panels and doors etc would boing off. What an awesome toy that was! I must have played for for hours on end. And probably still would be playing with it, if my dog hadn’t mauled the pieces so they no longer fit. Sigh, oh well.
Anyhoo, nostalgia aside, I was reminded of this amazing piece of recreational merriment by the photograph used for this news story. I mean what the hell?? How did the car end up like that 
Well, however it happened, I love it. And that’s pretty much all I have to say on this article. Well, other than I guess the teenager did it (you gotta love it, even the normally impartial BBC, paint the youth as being the criminal already…) and I have no clue why the house would require demolition. It barely even needs a new coat of paint look.
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