Why Does This Keep Happening!
Yep, I missed another post due to returning at a ridiculous hour. Sorry and all. But don’t worry, I’m making up for it today with a bumper collection of doom and gloom!
Huzzahs all round!
Firstly, the end of the economy as we know it is coming, so that’s good news for all… But don’t worry, because online shopping is more popular than ever. No, I don’t understand either, but we don’t need to, all we need to know is how lucky we are that we don’t live in Mexico! Thank God!
We can all sleep safely at night however because the nightmarish evil that is the plastic bag is being beaten back at a local store level. Whatever.
What am I doing on the 22nd? What the hell do you think!! I’m seeing Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull of course!! And you better be too! We need to be ready for the next one!
Popularity: 17% [?]
Was bored and googled my own name. It is nice to know that somewhere in the UK there will be another Benjamin Allen queuing to see the Indiana Jones movie. If i’m not careful this could become a Dave Gorman-esque obsession.
Enjoy the film, bud
Benja